Archive for Kanye West

Men in Skirts

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2013 by LAX-JFK

It’s been a while, let’s see if I can still channel the hatred that spawned LAX-JFK.

I’m all for being “different,” but being different for the sake of being different is going about it the wrong way.  It’s got to look good, it’s got to look right…

Skirts.  Worn wonderfully by women around the world for fucking-ever (and men in Scotland)!  Nothing better than a nice skirt, smooth legs and damn I wish that wind would blow on some Marilyn Monroe shit!  Now some “fashionistas” are fucking THAT up with hairy thighs, tan lined ankles and ashy kneecaps?

ASAP Rock(y)'s a Skirt

Exhibit A:  ASAP Rocky.  Harlem’s finset, but he ain’t so fly in a tie-dye tank dress a’la sales rack Forever 21.  I’m sorry, Timberland Grimey’s ain’t gonna preserve your Street Value.

Runway “looks” are meant to interpreted, they’re not meant to be taken literally.  A parrot worn on a model’s head SHOULD mean colors or feathers, maybe something tropical, however, it does NOT mean put a fuxking parrot on your head you dummies.

Fresh Prince of Skirts

Exhibit B: Jaden Smith.  Yes, I know who your Dad is and yes I’m STILL a HUGE fan of the early years, shit was cutting edge.  Your outfit, however, is on the cutting edge of Zena, Warrior Princess.  Only difference is I wanted to get up IN her skirt and I shutter to think what MAY be up in yours?

Kanye Weskirt

Exhibit C: Kanye.  What the beYEEZUS are you doin’man?  Seriously… if it weren’t for your personality, bi-polar disorder, tourette syndrome, God complex and dissent for the movement you created, you’d probably be my favorite artist.  Stop letting people tell you what to wear!  I know Kim runnin’ the show now, but damn sun, she got you in a skirt too?

… and before you go there, I know it’s designer, I know what it costs and I know they’re artists, but they influence kids.  This is not a good influence.  In 1937, Our Gang depicted Buckwheat in girl’s dresses and hair-barrettes, now you’re doin’it to yourselves?  I’m not knocking them for not looking like me, I’m knocking them for not looking like themselves…

I REALLY hope this shit doesn’t catch-on, but I may be too late.  My intent is NOT to sound homophobic, I’m just pointing out the simple fact that some shit is BETTER worn by the other sex.  What’s next, halter-tops?  Bellybutton Rings?  Stiletto Boots?  Bootie Shorts?  Y’all need to stop… unless your Prince.

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Good Shit: DJ Dyer “Quit Laggin v.1”

Posted in Good Shit, music with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 30, 2012 by LAX-JFK

Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyer,” is what he’d like the girls to scream when he’s on the wheels, instead the sound is drowned out by his own self-criticism.  A true artist… self-loathing, unapologetic, opinionated, quirky and honest as fuck.  Yeah, I guess you can say I liked this dude the moment I met him. (No Homo)

He’s jumping into the Mixtape circuit, with his first offering Quit Lagging v.1.  Available for ONLY $FREE.99, so download it for your next event.  Speaking from a grumpy old man’s perspective, I can say the songs are a nice balance of hip hop.  Some butt shaking shit, some head knockers & some classics.  Interludes reminiscent of Gangstarr’s “Aiiight Chill,”  featuring voicemails from the industries movers & friends (including yours truly at the 28min mark, 3rd Interlude).

DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT!!  Congrats Dyer, can’t wait to hear more!

1) Big K.R.I.T. – Get Right – Return of 4Eva
2) The Roots Feat Greg Porn – Kool On – Undun
3) Action Bronson – Imported Goods
4) Interlude 1
5) Guilty Simpson – 100 Styles
6) SKEME – First 48 – Pistols & Palmtrees
7) Senor Homme – Oh Heavens x Victory – Angular Fishing
8) Interlude 2
9) Alexander Spit – El Camino – These Long Strange Nights
10) A$AP Rocky – Out of This World – LiveLoveA$AP
11) Common – Sweet – The Dreamer/The Believer
12) Kanye West – Hell of a Life – My Dark Twisted Fantasy
13) Ghostface Killah Feat Raekwon, Methodman & Redman – Troublemakers – ApolloKids
14) Interlude 3
15) Overdoz – Before We Go On – Live For, Die For
16) Carter – New Money, Old Money – Legal Trappin
17) Jay Rock Feat Kendrick Lamar, Ab Soul, & Schoolboy Q – Say Wassup – Follow Me Home
18) Dom Kennedy Feat Casey Veggies – Beats, Hoes, & Rhymes – FTW$WLII
19) Interlude 4
20) CBG – All That Other Shit
21) Juicy J – A Zip & A Double Cup – Rubba Band Business 2
22) 2 Chainz – Spend It – Codeine Cowboy
23) Future – Same Damn Time – Streetz Calling
24) Odd Future – Hcapd – The OF Tape Vol. 2
25) Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame – Pacman – Ferrari Boyz

Kanye West-The Joy (f.Pete Rock, Jay Z, Charlie Wilson, Curtis Mayfield, Kid Cudi)

Posted in music with tags , , , , , on October 31, 2010 by ahskerg

Pete Rock LACING Kanye West with a beat! The sh*t bangs!!!